Substitute 7-Eleven for Shell and this is what EPD and Eureka residents deal with daily

(New York State Police)

Dustin Waite, 26, was arrested on Saturday after he allegedly broke into a Randolph, New York home. He had urinated on the porch and was found with beef jerky that was stolen from a nearby 7-Eleven before the break-in, according to police.

Authorities found Waite intoxicated when they arrived. He allegedly entered the victim’s home without permission and "refused to leave peacefully," police said. When Waite was eventually locked out of the house, he broke a window and began urinating on the porch.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/25/drunk-man-steals-beef-jerky-from-7-eleven-breaks-into-new-york-home-and-urinates-on-porch-cops-say.amp.html