Two "anons" give the Humboldt alt left a taste of their own medicine

https://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/d/take-back-eureka-from-the/6399510988.html

https://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/d/eureka-antifa-in-photos/6399499253.html

https://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/d/eureka-antifa-photo-collection/6399502137.html

For photos go to:
http://anticuckaction.blogspot.com/2017/11/eureka-antifa-in-photos-send-me-your.html?m=1

Whoever you are, I will document your posts and post them here because it is good to see someone turn the anon "smear" tactics of the local alt left on them. I get your focus is the local alt left but there are others with the same tactics that deserve the same exposure.

What happened to your older posts on Humboldt Grassroots?

The link below is a different post but whoever wrote it, thanks for the laughs. As usual, the hypocrites flagged it but expect no one else to flag the nonsense they spew. I especially like  that both of you posted on rants and raves just like them and anonymously. The irony will be lost on them.

I will buy both of you a coffee, a beer, or a drink for the much needed hilarity.

https://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/d/hello-humboldt-my-name-is/6398918822.html

New link reposted:
(without Humboldt Honey graphic)
https://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/d/hello-eureka-my-name-is-emily/6399667865.html

Text :

"Some may think I am just another trust fund baby from a gated community in the North Bay (which is all true)... but don't worry, I'm not the typical spoiled privileged white "Humboldt Honey."

Don't be fooled by the fact that if you add up all my works hours for my whole life it wouldn't add up to 2 years of full time work (ps I'm 28).

And I might drive everywhere, including the shops 10 mins walk away, and the many drive-thrus (yum taco bell) that are my main source of food and coffee (which I have to have three or four times a day... Starbucks is LIFE).

I'm totally about Mother Gaia, and compassion, and helping people and the environment. I am against prejudice and racism and classism and all -isms (except the ones I like, or benefit me, or don't affect me). I hate the wage slave society other people have built and our corrupt government... it must suck for you people living in it.

I am a badass environmentalist... I was a tree sitter with Earth First but those bums didn't appreciate me... I've protested at the RNC AND DNC. Most recently I drove out to ND and fought against the pipeline too. I am THAT cool. I really love nature though I never really spend any time in it.

And don't assume that being lazy and eating crap make me fat... I am BBW thank you very much. It's not like I'm unhealthy... I work out... I hoola hoop like twice a week for like 30 mins... When I feel up to it. I also tried aerial silks a couple of times, but that was hard... And I tried roller derby, but I hurt myself showing them I can skate. I can't do anything too strenuous but that's only because I smoke a lot of tobacco (shhhh don't tell my parents).

I also like doing things like canning and making my own wine, being a massage therapist and a wilderness first responder, and knowing about nature... I mean, I don't actually do any of those things... but I got the tools and I took classes and spend thousands on it all... So yeah, I'm legit.

If you wanna jam I have a really expensive guitar ($500) I got to learn how to play (like 8 years ago, but never did). So you know I'm serious... Even took like 3 lessons before giving up. I also have an authetic African djembe I also can't play... But I got it in Africa where I did semester abroad to see how the mud dwellers live. I'm like super in touch with that whole thing. I even made some friends and send them money to send their kids to school, and they send me pictures... It's great... I mean I don't take their calls cuz it's a hassle and what not... It's enough to know how shitty their lives would be without my family's charity (when I said I sent them money I meant my parents).

I am super into wicca and spurituality and I believe in energy and how our intentions affect the universe... That's why I kicked my bf of 10 years out on the street. Remember all those things I had learned how to do and tried etc etc? He was the one who supported me and encouranged me and helped me do all those things... He helped me through the 10 years of school I've been working so hard on. But he was "suffering" from depression and was pretty much useless to me... 

To be honest I was the one suffering... Like who's the real victim? Just because he suffered a bunch of trauma throughout his life... or has to deal with prejudice and racism on a daily basis, or because I never did help, support or encourage him in any of his endeavours or interests... Like, whatever... Not my problems dude.

Whatever happened to being independent and self sufficient and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps? Suck it up and take it like a man I say. It's not my fault he's an orphan and has no friends... Though I did make him uproot and move back and forth accross the country every few years on my whims... To a lot of places without sun...which might've cause his vitamid D deficiency and this bout of depression... but that's something he should've dealt with. And yeah I could've let him save some money to do the kinds of things that would make him happy, like start his own business or make some art or help people... But he WANTED to contribute to "our life together." He's a man for god's sake, It's what he's supposed to do.

Sure he tried to reach out to me even when he was depressed to get me into something he was interested/passionate about and tried to spend time with me, and kept helping me with school and the house (including making major repairs single handed) while I mainly ignored him, his issues and his attempts to get help and the many obstacles in his way... but like, they were HIS problems. I have my own problems... Like which workout to try next... I think yoga... or who to get to help me write every single paper I ever had to write (at the last minute because procrastinarion is fun for me and the extra time pressure made it fun for him, I assume) because I got to GRAD school but can still only write at a grade school level... Well I already roped friends in to that but still... I have to figure out whether or not to make my parents spend money on getting my housed fixed or selling it and moving in with them in some place the buy up here for me to inherit. Like, serious issues.

Sure I added one more bum to Eureka, but he's alone and depressed and has no money and it's winter so I'm sure he'll be dead soon and problem solved. The holiday season alone should be enough to drive him over the edge.

The important part is I own a home he was never really welcome in (he literally only ever got a dresser), I have plenty of family, friends and support, and that I can move on with my life and be happy. Self care is like, the most important thing. Cuz now I can help you Eureka!

I really look forward to becoming a social worker... Then I can help family members of other people going through hard times or depression so they know the best way to handle it: kick those bums out on the street... You're doing them a favor, they need the motivation. Make sure you tell them you love them but that you just can't be bothered to help them AND that you really just don't care if they live or die or about any of their shit or them really.

Make sure to give them a short notice eviction too. It's best if you make sure they have no money and nowhere to go, and wait for winter. Then make jokes about their situation... My favorite one right now? My neighbor told me she gave him a hot chocolate and I asked her if she used milk... LOL because he was particular about that but now he should be grateful for hot anything get it?

So don't worry Humboldt... I am here to save you...and if you meet me make sure to thank me for all I am doing to make your life better. It's hard work but somebody has to do it."