Humboldt Answer 2: Uhhh….can you define incentive for us? One time, we had an economic development person and they made a bunch of videos of the beach. Like that?
Humboldt Answer 9: We’ve got a lot of pot. And you can rename the County whatever you want, like Amazonia or something. Hell Jeff Bezos can have all 5 supervisors positions for life.
Humboldt: Oh we’ve got great testimonials. Here:
PL/Maxxam – “We are broke”
Yakima – “We moved”
Green Diamond – “Oregon’s Nice, wanna buy some property?”
Sierra Pacific – “Went to high school there, ahh the memories”
LP – “Ungrateful assholes”
Umpqua Bank – “We moved”
Evergreen Pulp – “China’s better”
United Airlines – “Good return on investment”
Cannabis Farmers – “Makes excellent pancakes”
Humboldt Answer 8: Let’s see…wait! We actually do have outdoor recreational opportunities! And mini-golf! We’re pretty desperate for housing but we’re thinking that you could just have your employees crash out at their desks, or maybe get some cots together in the warehouse? They could always stay at the old K-mart, but we hear it’s filling up fast so you guys will probably want to put down a deposit. Let’s skip the crime part.
https://thclive.net/2017/10/29/humboldt-county-courts-amazons-second-headquarters-offers-to-rename-county-and-all-of-countys-land/
Kmart is the tagging capital of Humboldt. All the losers slime roaming at night zombies now have their special place behind a locked gated community. How creative. Won't be too long before the homeless burn it down?
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