Your honor, I could not see that I was committing a theft! I did not know it was crack I was smoking!

The prison eye plan must be good. In the last few months, several inmates end up with brand new eyeglasses while in custody. Some of these are repeat offenders.

You would think they would have used some of the money from the crimes they committed to get an eye exam and glasses.

While they are not getting designer eyewear, the glasses they get are better than from the discount rack.

There are a few creative excuses in the courtroom every day. The title of this post is not something actually heard in the courtroom so far but who knows, maybe soon?

Repeat offenders run out of excuses.